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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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