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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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