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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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