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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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