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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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