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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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