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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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