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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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