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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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