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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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