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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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