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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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