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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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