Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.