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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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