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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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