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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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