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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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