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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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