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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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