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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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