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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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