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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bella eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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