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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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