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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Smeagol eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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