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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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