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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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