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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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