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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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