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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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