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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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