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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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