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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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