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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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