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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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