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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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