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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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