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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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