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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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