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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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