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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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