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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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