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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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