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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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