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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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