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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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