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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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