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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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