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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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