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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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