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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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