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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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