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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮
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