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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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