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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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