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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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